Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Hustle Mode

    Happy New Year folks!  I am not going to give you a long list of resolutions. I am NOT going to promise to start blogging more often. (I only posted 10 times last year. Seriously?) I still suffer from that painful affliction of Procrastination and the FDA has yet to approve a pill for it. But I do want to tell you how I was inspired for almost a week to become an entrepreneur, well to get myself a side hustle. If you knew me, you would know I am allergic to selling things. I break out in hives and a rash of insecurity. I have sensitive skin not thick skin, meaning I don't take rejection well. I can't even sell things people actually want. I couldn't sell Girl Scout cookies when I was a Girl Scout. Hated it! So color me surprised when I got the sudden urge to sell my handbags on eBay. Fearing I would ultimately run out of product (I mean, my bag game is not on Victoria Beckham's level) I decided to look for additional items. What do I love just as much as handbags? Lip gloss!!! So I have been Super hyped up about selling Mac lip glosses on eBay.
      Today I found on CNN that some girl in Brazil had a great idea of auctioning off her virginity. Seeing that I am married with a 5 month old, that ship has sailed for me. I gave mine away for FREE! So yeah, I'm kinda jealous. In society today all that stuff about 'special', 'honor', 'respect' and even *cough* 'love' no longer applies. Hell, it's a recipe for being broke and brokenhearted. All that time I spent trying NOT to be your garden variety Slore and accumulating degrees I could've  put that same energy into getting my Evelyn Lozada on. Straight hustle mode. I like handbags, shoes and lip gloss! My needs are very simple. And Mommy was wrong. Men do like loose women. Kanye West is having a baby with Kim Kardashian ON PURPOSE! Yet my student loan payments are as high as my morals. How is that fair?

Nonetheless, 2013 is the year I'm going to make hustling my hobby. I gotta figure out what it will be though. I found out that the liquidated Mac glosses I ordered may be fakes.

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