Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Yes Kanye, YESSSSS!!!!!!

Where have I been for the past week, you ask? I was in my bed under my sheets... hiding. I have not been in the right state of mind for the past um, 15 days but I am quite aware my last 2 posts have been a bit of a downer. So I won't play ring around the rosie with the poo-poo details. I'll just tell you what I have been doing while in bed.

Now when stressed I dream the worst most realistic dreams. If I was worried about school I'd have dreams that I failed out. I would dream I fell off a balcony ( and could feel myself falling) or that my father died. Some are reoccuring, some not. Last year (when I was really stressed) I would wake up screaming at least once a week. Screaming folks, screaming. So when I found myself having nightmares these past couple of days I wasn't so surprised, it was my dream of Kanye West that made me raise a brow.

Kanye West and SincereCaramel, together in the Pleasure Emporium (a.k.a. my bedroom, stop laughing) It felt so real and I was soooooo excited. He was so sweet and um, good. Why?

Them other girls built nice dreams wit your money
Perhaps even bought nice jeans wit your money
I ain't try to buy moombeams wit your money
Just new satin sheets and whipcream wit yo mon-nay!

No need for a pre-nup, you can have it. I hate sticky sheets.

He had on a cable knit sweater over a dress shirt and a blazer, all collars down. (Too old to have a turned up collar, they won't let you wear that to work, and I want to know that you have a job.)
Oooooh and the way he said "Yeah Sin City...yeah baby, take that. " I am moving my seat now, hehehe. "You're trying to touch the sky Kanye? Keep holding on me like that I'll be able to take you there!"

Weird! I don't even like Kanye West, well not like that. But for some reason it was so vivid, so real. I have caught pictures of Kanye through different websites and T.V. in the last couple of days. Is it me or is he wearing a lot of cleavage shirts lately?

Tuck it away, Ye. I would hate to see your MTV production etc. assistant girlfriend of yours (far right) have to fight because you can't control your tit-tays!

What? I wasn't hating! Assistants make like $18,000 a year right? That's more than I do.

Walking around looking like Michael with your money...

Upon sight of this picture I realized it was supposed to be a nightmare and my mind and my body just got too tired to imagine him slice my head off with machete. I would never sleep with someone who would wear that jacket.
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  1. Anonymous5:26 PM

    "Just new satin sheets and whipcream wit yo mon-nay!"
    You are silly and nasty too. Why are you dreaming of Kanye aren't you supposed to be dreaming of someone else :)

  2. what you gonnna do with all that junk? all that junk inside your trunk.. imma git git git you drunk

  3. well it could have been could have been michael jackson in your bed!

  4. @ Leila: Good point. I shudder at the thought.

  5. renee9:21 PM

    Sky High, Sky High! I love that video, you better stop or Pam will slap you in the face!

  6. he likes showing that taco meat (no brokeback!)

  7. in the Pleasure Emporium (a.k.a. my bedroom, stop laughing)

    That's sooo rad!
    I too (now) have a pleasure emporium...and it ROCKS! other news, I joined a "blogging contest" which I was nearly instantaneously told "We do not exactly approve of your content."

    Which I thought - "Content? Really? What content?" Then I kinda thought - "it's possible that what is in my brain might be offensive to people." Which is a thought I never want to ever think for the rest of my life. I politely withdrew from said contest.

    P.S. Thanks for sharing the dream - from my seat it rocked! I agree about the jacket tho.


  8. you are crazy! girl, i don't know what's worse...the fact that he has taco meat on his chest...or fact that he is showing that his extra small burrito to the world! i am a kanye fan (repping the chi!) though, so i won't hate too hard :)


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