Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Like a Good Neighbor

Bloggers and blog readers, please! (wait I don't think I am speaking loud enough...ahem!) Please!!!! Get Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes off my television! I promise you I was really trying to come up with one of my very creatively written posts ( well I try at least) and all I could think about was TomKat. They have a compound pronoun to describe their borderline disgusting relationship. I partially blame the media, they have been itching for another Bennifer. But please, am I the only one that feels like I am pimped? It is just a little too much? Here is a young, ordinary looking, girl-next-door 20 something actress that has no problem with the fact that her middle-aged boyfriend is um say... a whole foot shorter than her. Furthermore, this would be just his 14th marriage or something like that (okay third). Does she know that? Does she know that her husband-to-be puts his feet on Oprah's couch. Oprah's couch!!!! Be a good neighbor, let her know. I am still getting reaquainted with the luxury of cable television (Digital cable actually, I told you I moved up like the Jeffersons!) but is Tom Cruise supposed to be on my TV every 2.38 minutes? I am a true believer is in PDA (in moderation of course) but I swear they are going to make me change my religion! All the kissing and touching and nussleing...STOP IT!!!!! I just don't believe it. Is it love or is this scientology? Be a good neighbor and point me in the right direction or just take my remote.
In the week's events ...I have met the sexiest guy in my new building. I mean, oooh! A couple on my floor was having a barbeque and I stopped by and he had just come from work. (Did you get that, the man had a job!) I... ohmigosh, you should see his smile, his presence, his walk, the way his slacks fit and fell neatly from his waist. I hate to see a "bitch butt" on a man. Granted I had a couple of Coronas , I was quite certain there was a chemistry. I mean the vibe was so hot it woulda melted my panties off... you know, if they weren't superglued on. Just as I was beginning to think of um, how to be the best neighbor I could be... in walks his girlfriend. She was so sweet. Yeah. Yeah. He still got my number a couple days later you know just in case something else were to go on in the building. Uh huh, (wink wink) but I am just no that type of neighbor.
What else, I started a summer course on medical planning and disaster preparedness in catastrophic events. It's like summer camp!!! In a good way. The unfortunate part is there is a girl-woman (I am still used to referring to students as girls and boys, she's pretty grown) who has the worst voice in the world with the same name as the woman my sociapathic ex-boyfriend was cheating with. Ugh! and she keeps talking! "Yes, Corolla* that was a good question". The professor is egging her on! Someone be a good neighbor and tell her to shut up and not join any of my groups. She was even so audacious to host a convo about Tom and Kate during our 5 minute break when clearly, I was trying to take a power nap. It's not her fault that she has an awful name and annoying voice but life isn't fair. So if I don't serve her, then some other person will. So like a good neighbor, Sin City is there!
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  1. Brokkenhearted9:37 AM

    You are so corny! I love it! I, too, am somewhat disgusted at how America can uplift those who have had so many marriages and deny homosexuals from doing the same. They make infidelity funny and yet the "america's marriages are holy". HA! remember how cute Tom cruise and penelope cruz were? yesterday's news.

  2. SIN!!! missed you!
    Yeah, I hate that TomKat nonsense too. Everytime I think of them together, my skin crawls. She's so young, and he's just so EWWWW. You would think the leathery tan would have turned her off.

    Anya, I see you've been causing a stir, Sin! LMFAO @ your "medical planning and disaster preparednedd in catastrophic events" Class!!

    At least I know if I'm ever with you and something happens, you got my back!!!
    (And be a good little neighbor, will ya? I need some kind of gossip in my life these days!)

    And btw, Im also a sucker for neat slacks.


  3. I sure don't know what a "Bitch Butt" is but it sure as hell sounds funny. Are you talking about apple bottoms? LOL.

    I'm so glad I haven't moved up yet. No cable here so there's no annoyance factor from TomKat. I do get cable fixes though throughout the week but avoid newschannels like the plague.

    Ah booh for the finest dude in the building being taken. I bet she was acting likea leech too, knowing she has her a good man who works and looks good and doesn't have a "bitch butt".

    You need help. LOL. Let's join a support group together.

  4. Anonymous10:20 PM

    you are so silly sincere, Corolla does that mean something?

  5. LOL There is not someone with that name in your class that has to be a mess.

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